$AZTECH
The only asset class backed by 30 coordinated gorillas,
14 Volkswagen Polos and 1 eternal shrimp farm.
Become vertically integrated with our vibes-based economy today.
The only asset class backed by 30 coordinated gorillas,
14 Volkswagen Polos and 1 eternal shrimp farm.
Become vertically integrated with our vibes-based economy today.
To synergise post-industrial shrimp derivatives with meme-centric liquidity, delivering sustainable LOL-based returns to all inhabitants of Agartha and greater Baku.
Location, location, lore. Nestled between Europe, Asia and Godzilla’s golf course, our jurisdiction maximises jurisdictional arbitrage while offering 4K sunrises over the Caspian.
Every transaction is validated by tactical gorillas equipped with night-vision monocles and audited via very serious spreadsheets.
8% initial buy on Pump.Fun – 1% to devs, 7% fueling Gorilla Ops, Shrimp Farms & Community Airdrops.
Tactical banana futures & night-vision monocles for alpha-driven gorilla governance.
Crypto-aquaculture powering crustacean pools and brine-backed returns.
Meme-smith rewards, VIP shrimp-sail passes, and exclusive on-chain perks.
Create our Discord HQ, launch the coin, deploy the VW Polo flotilla, and list on OneRandomDEX.
Gen-2 Shrimp NFT breeding & Gorilla sprint-planning offsite—strategic vibes meet crustacean memetics.
Soft-launch ShrimpDAO governance: stake tokens to steer the shrimp empire.
Godzilla containment protocol, inter-dimensional IPO, vibes-based quantum ETF.
Legend states that the first shrimp farm emerged when ancient poets dropped a beat so hard it cracked the Caspian shelf. From that fissure flowed both vibraphonic energy and perfectly seasoned brine—the primordial soup of meme-capitalism. We honour this heritage with every byte we mint.
It is said these poets quickly secured funding rounds from Babylonian VCs, enabling rapid deployment of the first Volkswagen Polo fleet to Mongolia. Tactical gorillas soon arrived to guard the sacred shrimp farms, equipped with military-grade monocles and advanced Excel spreadsheets. Over millennia, Azerbaijan Technology secretly perfected infinite shrimp liquidity protocols, strategically integrating quantum vibes into global meme markets. Today, as prophecy foretold, we vertically integrate your wallet directly into this ancient lineage of absurd profitability.
Contract address (Solana SPL):
EY3w4Jyw2HNPbUmgzmv84cEUi6cRbXQ7pvagzC5Epump